I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize