she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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