Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
only if we run a train.
done.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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