If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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