just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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