Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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