why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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