Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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