so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I am available for nakedness
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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