Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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