i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
