I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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