if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
