I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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