Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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