i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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