Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
