I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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