Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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