the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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