i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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