did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
