dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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