I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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