dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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