Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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