I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is Oprah even human
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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