You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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