the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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