Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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