kristin has been a bad kristin
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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