hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My liver just had a heart attack.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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