will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Vodka?
Forever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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