eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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