your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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