i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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