I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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