wanna go halves on a baby?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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