did you get engaged???
he puts the penis in happiness.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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