this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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