the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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