He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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