i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Dear god my vagina.
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