But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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