2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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