dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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