We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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