how do flat chested girls get laid?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
