? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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