I just cut my nipple shaving
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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