I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
