What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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